Four-Year-Old Makes Drunken Run for Neighbors’ X-mas Presents

He already has a better story to tell than you ever will....

This is an oldy, but most definitely a goody:

Last Christmas was an eventful one for a Chattanooga, TN family. According to WTVC-TV, mother of the year April Wright’s 4-year-old son somehow managed to walk out of their home around 1 a.m. last December 16th. That in itself is not all that unusual, it’s the little bugger’s adventures outside the home that make this a classic.