Farmer Catches a Glimpse of More Than He Bargained For….

Smile! You're on Redneck Candid Camera!

A Nebraska farmer got a view of more of the wild side than he was hoping to see. According to crack investigative team at KETV News in Omaha (home of This Week in Corn), a local farmer had set up a motion-detecting camera to catch some of the beautiful wildlife drinking from his farm’s pond. He unfortunately caught on film something quite hairy and not so cute. An elderly, thong-sporting man skinny dipping on his property.

The local Crime Stoppers unit is actively looking for clues into the high-profile trespassing case. The man is now considered public enemy number one. On a related note, as you can imagine from the accompanying pictures, the man is also actively being sought out by  numerous modeling agencies (most notably Calvin Klein) as the next ‘it’ underwear model.

The human body can be quite disturbing in its naked form.

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