The Worst Possible (and Least Hygenic) Way to Settle a Neighborly Dispute

Seattle police have quite a mess on there hands, literally. According to the Associated Press, a dispute between two feuding neighbors took a most unseemly turn for the worst when 69-year-old Ronald V. Ellis assaulted his adversary with perhaps the worst chemical weapon imaginable.

Ellis surprised his most unlucky lady victim by dumping a bucket full of…gird your loins….feces, urine and vomit.  The attack allegedly occurred last Sunday night and left the woman soaked to the bone with the unholy soup. According to investigators, “the stench was so bad it was difficult to interview the victim.”  Ellis now faces assault charges. But you have to credit him for not only his disturbed imagination but also his industriousness. God knows how long or hard he worked to fill that bucket.

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